RT @SNLinReview: On This Date: Carl Spackler's battle against a gopher led to Danny Noonan and Ty Webb winning a $160,000 wager against Jud… 1 day ago
@ProbablyWroscon But, you know… don’t. 1 day ago
@ProbablyWroscon Actually when I was your age I couldn’t grow a beard. It just came out patchy. Years of shaving ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
RT @pattonoswalt: As a comedian, it speaks poorly of me that I always have to check the spelling of "hemorrhoid" and "diarrhea." There I sa… 3 days ago
@maternity_week If I have to click more than three times and still not get to what the shocking news is then it’s not worth my time. 3 days ago

Hal Jordan of Earth-2!