Streaming beats Network TV

25 Jun

Shows on network TV are mostly pretty lame right now compared to the great quality of entertainment found on streaming. Stranger Things, Obi-Wan, The Boys, Umbrella Academy. All great this season. I just wished they weren’t on different streaming services. I find myself having to own all the streaming services, which is costing me a bundle. I still have cable, but the only things I really watch on cable are America’s Got Talent and Office reruns on Comedy Central.

I used to love the Arrowverse, but I have found it’s not so great post-Crisis. And yet, I find myself unwilling to cancel my cable subscription. I’m still holding on.

Ed Wood

18 Jun

Yeah, Ed Wood was a terrible filmmaker. But I really feel like we would have gotten along. He collected a nice assortment of weirdos to make his films, and I really feel like I would have fit right in.

I just rewatched the Tim Burton film. All of the cast members do a really great job portraying the characters from Ed’s entourage. Just imagine getting to pal around with the legendary Bela Lugosi or getting to hang out with Vampira.

Ed’s career may be a lot of bad movies, but he spent his life doing what he loved. I really admire him.

Reluctant Vacation

6 Jun

Robert E. Wronski, Jr.

It turns out I’m a workaholic. After years of being on disability, I’ve been back to work for the past few years. I now have a job that comes with paid time off.

My supervisor pushed me to take vacation time. She felt I was getting burnt out, and the fiscal year was ending, and if I didn’t just my PTO, I’d lose it.

So I took time off, even though every time I take time off a crisis happens at work.

So I spent my vacation trying to be sociable and I watched a lot of streaming shows and movies. Also did a bit of reading. And I slept in every day.

It was nice. It was relaxing.

I miss work. Tomorrow I go back and I’m excited. I’m a person who needs routine, and needs to be busy. It’ll be good to deal with the latest crisis and…

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Reluctant Vacation

6 Jun

It turns out I’m a workaholic. After years of being on disability, I’ve been back to work for the past few years. I now have a job that comes with paid time off.

My supervisor pushed me to take vacation time. She felt I was getting burnt out, and the fiscal year was ending, and if I didn’t just my PTO, I’d lose it.

So I took time off, even though every time I take time off a crisis happens at work.

So I spent my vacation trying to be sociable and I watched a lot of streaming shows and movies. Also did a bit of reading. And I slept in every day.

It was nice. It was relaxing.

I miss work. Tomorrow I go back and I’m excited. I’m a person who needs routine, and needs to be busy. It’ll be good to deal with the latest crisis and catch up on the 100 emails I got while I was off.

I’ve got another vacation coming in July, and a couple of days off in June. Hopefully I get through it.

I am not a Star Wars fan….

5 Feb

If you meet a fan of Star Wars, they will tell you they hated Return of the Jedi.

They hated the prequels.

They hated the new movies.

I love everything Star Wars. Therefore, I am not a Star Wars fan.

Requels

16 Jan

For the past several years, the media keeps talking about reboots that are not by my definition a reboot. If it takes place in the same reality as the original, it’s a sequel. A reboot, to me, is the creation of a new universe. A reboot is synonymous with a remake in many ways, but a remake is about a particular story, whereas a reboot is applied to a series or franchise.

Adding to the annoyance is when a sequel is made that really wants you to think it’s a reboot by re-titling it with the original title, for example, The Grudge, Halloween or Scream.

The new Scream movie at least acknowledges it, as it does, and gives this trend a name… requels. A sequel that pretends to be a reboot.

Aside from the annoyance with the media mixing terms, I appreciate the trend. It’s an attempt to satisfy both old and new audiences. Don’t erase continuity, but still bring in a new cast of young characters that have the longevity to keep the universe moving forward.

So let’s stop calling sequels reboots, and let’s embrace the requel. But still…. Scream (2022) will always be Scream 5 to me.

Grumpy AF

1 Aug

I’m on vacation, and it’s not the vacation I wanted, but when my plans fell through, I decided to make the best of it, and it’s been a pretty decent vacation. But last night I found myself getting grumpy over something, and the grump isn’t going away.

In fact, it’s getting worse. Every little thing is bothering me. I don’t want to be grumpy. But I can’t turn it off.

Anyways, I haven’t written anything in a while. I’ve been so damn tired all the time ever since I went back to work. But I figured I’m on vacation. I should try writing something. So I’m writing the random thoughts on my mind.

Like why is the girl I had a crush on in high school always in my dreams? I haven’t even talked to her in years. My does my shoulder hurt all the time? I didn’t do anything to injure it. It just started hurting one day and hasn’t stopped.

I have a new cat whose super sweet and super annoying. I really love my new job, but I’m still adjusting to not having as much free time. And I’m kind of feeling guilty about taking a vacation when my clients have stuff going on and need my help. But I’m supposed to take vacations and clients always have stuff going on and always need help.

Life is good, really good. But I’m always depressed. I just want to sleep. No, that’s not a metaphor for suicide. I literally want to sleep all the time. I love sleep. I love dreaming. Even though half the times in my dreams I’m just filing paperwork for some reason. I think I do more paperwork in my sleep than I do at my actual job.

Random, random thoughts.

I think I’ll go to bed soon.

Come True: A Review

19 Mar

There may be spoilers. If so they will be minor, but read at your own risk.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Come True is the story of a teenager who can’t sleep in her own bedroom for some reason that’s never explained and eventually isn’t even relevant to the story, though it’s the catalyst to this whole thing so it seems like it would be important. She can sleep anywhere else, but not her own bedroom.

So she goes to a sleep study, where there’s a creepy vibe, and with good measure, because the scientists are creepy and unethical, and should all be fired, and banned from the university. (Though that worked out for the Ghostbusters).

So the movie is from the point of view of the girl… until suddenly it’s from the point of view of the scientists. Then suddenly it turns out, plot twist, there’s this boogeyman haunting the dreams of everyone in the sleep study, and one of the scientists too. So that’s what the movie is about. Being haunted by this boogeyman. You’d think… until they just kind of abandon that idea…

And here’s the big spoiler so stop reading because I’m going to reveal the ending. She’s been in a coma for 20 years, even though she’s 18 in the dream, and even though there are entire scenes in the movie that allegedly were part of her coma dreams… that she wasn’t in. How was she dreaming what was going on in scenes she wasn’t present in.

And she also has fangs at the end for some reason.

None of it made sense. The movie was building up as this mystery, and then there was no pay off. It was, ha ha, you never guessed this twist ending, especially since none of the past hour and a half had anything to do with it…

I’m angry that this movie exists. It wanted to be clever. It was not.

Movie Theaters are currently failing me.

5 Mar

I love going to the theater to see a movie. It’s different than watching it at home. It’s not just screen size. At home when I’m watching something I’m distracted by my phone, by my laptop, by my cat…. I go to the theater and I make sure I pee before going in, and I sit for two hours and my mind isn’t on politics, or my job, or anything going on in the world. It’s just about the movie. It’s a form of spiritual meditation to me.

Since the movie theaters reopened here in Massachusetts they’ve been pretty good about having movies that I wanted to watch. Sometimes it was a new film. Sometimes it was a classic that they brought back to theaters. But I was able to have my weekly meditation.

I don’t know what’s going on, but the past four weeks there’s been nothing I want to see. There’s plenty of movies streaming, and I have pretty much every streaming service, but as I said, it’s not the same as the theater experience.

There are movies at the theater. And I recognize that they are movies that someone wants to see. Someone wants to see the new Tom and Jerry. I’m sure there’s an audience for Boogie. But it’s not me. Looking ahead, it looks like the drought will continue until Kong vs. Godzilla comes out in a few weeks.

The good news is that New York just reopened theaters. I’m not naive. I get that Hollywood will see New Yorkers as more important than us Massholes. So now that NY theaters are open, perhaps Hollywood will start sending movies back to theaters instead of constantly moving the release dates or just going straight to streaming.

Apathy in a post-Trump America

26 Feb

Since Trump left office, I’m watching the news less. It’s not holding my interest. I don’t seem to care.

Part of this is because I don’t find myself waking up every day being outraged by whatever offensive, terrible thing our president has done or said over the past 24 hours. Maybe I’m just feeling a sense of safety and security now.

It’s not that there isn’t still things to be outraged about. Kids are still separated from parents and in cages. Racist attacks are on the rise, and now towards Asians. We’ve still got war in the middle east. We have Qanon and insurgent co-conspirettors in our government. People are suffering from cold in a state that doesn’t know cold, and their own leadership has abandoned them. And that’s just off the top of my head.

Maybe it’s not apathy or a false sense of security. Perhaps, I’m just tired. I’m burnt out by the Trump era. I need a break. I need to watch sitcoms and super-hero shows, and go back to writing about TV crossovers, because my brain just can’t process the never-ending drama of America right now. I don’t want to talk about cancel culture. I don’t want to fight about Mr. Potato Head. I’m sick of hearing about people’s anti-mask paranoia. I just want to watch cartoons and read comics and regress back to my childhood for a while, if that’s okay with you.